Have I ever mentioned how much I love Ryan North?

HOW IT WORKS:

Simple! I just said. Instead of vandalizing Wikipedia in general, we all just vandalize the chicken article.

How does it work? Dudes already know about chickens. Ladies also already know about chickens. Does an encyclopedia really need an article about nature’s tastiest birds? You know the answer is “no it most certainly does not”.

Wikipedia simply GIVES UP that article to vandals, and in return the other articles, like the one about octopods (Humanity’s Underwater ChumsTM), do not get vandalized.

Instead of a quantum encyclopedia, with vandalism and falsehoods peppered throughout at various locations AND at various times, Wikipedia becomes a consistently RELIABLE encyclopedia that covers every topic in the universe, except chickens. We say it again: dudes already know about chickens.