I’ve got to take a moment to say a quick happy birthday to my wonderful wife, Amanda. She turns [AGE REDACTED] today, and–if at all possible–she has become even more beautiful, captivating, amazing, and inspiring than she was the day I met her nearly ten years ago.
Happy birthday, sweetie! I love you!
(I would post a picture, but she would MURDER me for doing so, and I kinda enjoy being alive, so, no photo)