So, I check my email today and LO AND BEHOLD, there's a message from the crack dealers over at NC Soft letting me know that–out of the kindness of their evil hearts–they have reactivated all inactive accounts for the next week so people who have left the game can come back and try out the new issue 7 content.

So what am I doing right at this moment?

Yes. That's right. After a solid five months away from the blasted infernal beast, I'm downloading all the patches I've missed and I'm getting back into the game for a couple of days.

I hate you NC Soft. With every hero-loving bone in this wretched shell of mine.

I'll see you in a few months.