Some may doubt my wife’s gaming prowess. May I submit to you proof that my wife is indeed, “1337”. In the photo below, my wife’s Mii is the one in the orange hat with shades.

She has left me with, what, five top scores? Out of nearly thirty? A paltry sum, I declare, but I am up to the challenge. Since snapping this evidence of my wife’s awesomeness, I have reclaimed a handful of top scores (like, three). However, take a gander at her score on level 3, stage 1. 82,000?! I am concerned, my friends. I believe my beloved may be consorting with the devil. And not in a good way.

This isn’t over.