By the way, tomorrow, Caleb starts “Begindergarten”. That’s what they call pre-K in this school district.

This bears repeating.

My first born son. Starts. School. Tomorrow.

There aren’t enough clever IM-based acronyms to convincingly communicate this sense of complete and utter disbelief.

My son is going to school. I submit to you that he is infinitely more prepared for this than I am.

Oh. Em. Gee.