{"id":195,"date":"2007-01-19T12:12:24","date_gmt":"2007-01-19T18:12:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nerdflood.wordpress.com\/2007\/01\/19\/dave-kellet-hates-new-jersey\/"},"modified":"2007-01-19T12:12:24","modified_gmt":"2007-01-19T18:12:24","slug":"dave-kellet-hates-new-jersey","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nathanielpayne.com\/blog\/dave-kellet-hates-new-jersey\/","title":{"rendered":"Dave Kellet hates New Jersey"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s true. He also hates Mississippi. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sheldoncomics.com\/archive\/070119.html\">I saw it on the internet<\/a>.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>I&#8217;ve always loved how New Jersey is called &#8220;The Garden State&#8221;. That&#8217;s the equivalent of saying &#8220;Mississippi: The Education State!&#8221;<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s true. He also hates Mississippi. I saw it on the internet. I&#8217;ve always loved how New Jersey is called &#8220;The Garden State&#8221;. That&#8217;s the equivalent of saying &#8220;Mississippi: The Education State!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[306],"tags":[411,356,345],"class_list":["post-195","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-randomness","tag-new-jersey","tag-quote-2","tag-webcomics-i-read","last-post"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nathanielpayne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/195","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nathanielpayne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nathanielpayne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nathanielpayne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nathanielpayne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=195"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/nathanielpayne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/195\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nathanielpayne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=195"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nathanielpayne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=195"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nathanielpayne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=195"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}