{"id":2029,"date":"2007-08-15T12:10:50","date_gmt":"2007-08-15T18:10:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nerdflood.com\/2007\/08\/15\/i-gots-muh-ears-lowerd\/"},"modified":"2007-08-15T12:10:50","modified_gmt":"2007-08-15T18:10:50","slug":"i-gots-muh-ears-lowerd","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nathanielpayne.com\/blog\/i-gots-muh-ears-lowerd\/","title":{"rendered":"I gots muh ears lower&#8217;d!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hair. <em>Short<\/em>. It hasn&#8217;t been this short in <em>EVER<\/em>. Evidence below.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/uploads.evilavatarcomics.com\/DoctorSetebos\/nerdflood\/haircut1.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/uploads.evilavatarcomics.com\/DoctorSetebos\/nerdflood\/haircut2.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/uploads.evilavatarcomics.com\/DoctorSetebos\/nerdflood\/haircut3.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Yeah. That&#8217;s <em>short<\/em>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hair. Short. It hasn&#8217;t been this short in EVER. Evidence below. Yeah. That&#8217;s short.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[252],"tags":[499],"class_list":["post-2029","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","tag-haircut","last-post"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nathanielpayne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2029","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nathanielpayne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nathanielpayne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nathanielpayne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nathanielpayne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2029"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/nathanielpayne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2029\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nathanielpayne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2029"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nathanielpayne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2029"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nathanielpayne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2029"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}