{"id":2032,"date":"2007-08-20T15:25:09","date_gmt":"2007-08-20T21:25:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nerdflood.com\/2007\/08\/20\/my-begindergartener\/"},"modified":"2007-08-20T15:25:09","modified_gmt":"2007-08-20T21:25:09","slug":"my-begindergartener","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nathanielpayne.com\/blog\/my-begindergartener\/","title":{"rendered":"My Begindergartener"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>By the way, tomorrow, Caleb starts &#8220;Begindergarten&#8221;. That&#8217;s what they call <em>pre-K<\/em> in this school district.<\/p>\n<p>This bears repeating.<\/p>\n<p>My <em>first born son. Starts. School. <strong>Tomorrow<\/strong><\/em><strong>.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>There aren&#8217;t enough clever IM-based acronyms to convincingly communicate this sense of complete and utter <em>disbelief<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p><em>My son is going to school. <\/em>I submit to you that he is <em>infinitely<\/em> more prepared for this than I am.<\/p>\n<p><em>Oh. Em. <strong>Gee<\/strong>.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>By the way, tomorrow, Caleb starts &#8220;Begindergarten&#8221;. That&#8217;s what they call pre-K in this school district. This bears repeating. My first born son. Starts. School. Tomorrow. There aren&#8217;t enough clever IM-based acronyms to convincingly communicate this sense of complete and utter disbelief. My son is going to school. I submit to you that he is [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[252],"tags":[182,65,502],"class_list":["post-2032","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","tag-education","tag-family","tag-school","last-post"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nathanielpayne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2032","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nathanielpayne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nathanielpayne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nathanielpayne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nathanielpayne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2032"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/nathanielpayne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2032\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nathanielpayne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2032"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nathanielpayne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2032"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nathanielpayne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2032"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}