{"id":270,"date":"2007-06-08T08:58:59","date_gmt":"2007-06-08T14:58:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nerdflood.com\/2007\/06\/08\/happy-birthday-kevin\/"},"modified":"2007-06-08T08:58:59","modified_gmt":"2007-06-08T14:58:59","slug":"happy-birthday-kevin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nathanielpayne.com\/blog\/happy-birthday-kevin\/","title":{"rendered":"Happy birthday, Kevin!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My wonderful friend Kevin&#8211;one of only two groomsmen at my wedding&#8211;finally turns <b>30<\/b> today, <i>several months<\/i> after me. Kevin has been living the high life out in LA, working hard at becoming a struggling actor\/producer.<\/p>\n<p>Uh, no, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/name\/nm0000228\/\">that&#8217;s not him<\/a>. No, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/name\/nm0000126\/\">not him either<\/a>. Ah, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/name\/nm2294574\/\">there he is<\/a>!<\/p>\n<p>Well, anyway, he&#8217;s my friend, and today&#8217;s his birthday. So I send wonderful birthday wishes in the general direction of LA <i>(where is that, west? right?)<\/i>. Happy birthday, Kevin! Cumplea\u00f1os feliz! Alles gute zum geburtstag! Otanjou-bi omedetou gozaimasu!<\/p>\n<p>And for a special present, here&#8217;s a shitty photo of us I took with my cellphone camera back in December 2004. Remember how we <i>(and pretty much everyone that knows us)<\/i> refer to us as the poster children for ADD? Well, now it&#8217;s official <i>(Kevin is on the left, I&#8217;m on the right)<\/i>:<\/p>\n<div align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/uploads.evilavatarcomics.com\/DoctorSetebos\/kevandme_add.jpg\" \/><\/div>\n<p>Okay, that&#8217;s actually not your present. You should be getting a free month of <a href=\"http:\/\/worldofwarcraft.com\">WoW<\/a> in the mail sometime soon, Mr. Addict. Hopefully your address hasn&#8217;t changed. It&#8217;s still the cardboard box in the alley behind Grauman&#8217;s Chinese Theater, right?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My wonderful friend Kevin&#8211;one of only two groomsmen at my wedding&#8211;finally turns 30 today, several months after me. Kevin has been living the high life out in LA, working hard at becoming a struggling actor\/producer. Uh, no, that&#8217;s not him. No, not him either. Ah, there he is! Well, anyway, he&#8217;s my friend, and today&#8217;s [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[252],"tags":[466,16],"class_list":["post-270","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","tag-birthday","tag-friends","last-post"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nathanielpayne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/270","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nathanielpayne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nathanielpayne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nathanielpayne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nathanielpayne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=270"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/nathanielpayne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/270\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nathanielpayne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=270"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nathanielpayne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=270"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nathanielpayne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=270"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}