{"id":292,"date":"2007-06-28T08:53:50","date_gmt":"2007-06-28T14:53:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nerdflood.com\/2007\/06\/28\/happy-birthday-amanda\/"},"modified":"2007-06-28T08:53:50","modified_gmt":"2007-06-28T14:53:50","slug":"happy-birthday-amanda","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nathanielpayne.com\/blog\/happy-birthday-amanda\/","title":{"rendered":"Happy birthday, Amanda!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve got to take a moment to say a quick <b>happy birthday<\/b> to my wonderful wife, Amanda. She turns <font color=\"#cc0000\"><b>[AGE REDACTED]<\/b><\/font> today, and&#8211;if at all possible&#8211;she has become even <i>more<\/i> beautiful, captivating, amazing, and inspiring than she was the day I met her nearly ten years ago.<\/p>\n<p>Happy birthday, sweetie! I love you!<\/p>\n<p><i>(I would post a picture, but she would MURDER me for doing so, and I kinda enjoy being alive, so, no photo)<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve got to take a moment to say a quick happy birthday to my wonderful wife, Amanda. She turns [AGE REDACTED] today, and&#8211;if at all possible&#8211;she has become even more beautiful, captivating, amazing, and inspiring than she was the day I met her nearly ten years ago. Happy birthday, sweetie! I love you! (I would [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[252],"tags":[466,65,482],"class_list":["post-292","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","tag-birthday","tag-family","tag-wife","last-post"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nathanielpayne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/292","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nathanielpayne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nathanielpayne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nathanielpayne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nathanielpayne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=292"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/nathanielpayne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/292\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nathanielpayne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=292"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nathanielpayne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=292"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nathanielpayne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=292"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}