{"id":370,"date":"2007-10-30T16:24:42","date_gmt":"2007-10-30T22:24:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nerdflood.com\/2007\/10\/30\/ficlet-ancient-children\/"},"modified":"2007-10-30T16:24:42","modified_gmt":"2007-10-30T22:24:42","slug":"ficlet-ancient-children","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nathanielpayne.com\/blog\/ficlet-ancient-children\/","title":{"rendered":"Ficlet: &#8220;Ancient Children&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today, as part of my fairly excellent birthday vacation day, I got to go to Caleb&#8217;s school and eat lunch with him. It was a great experience, eating a meal with prekindergarteners that laugh and joke and make fun of their food. The experience actually inspired a brand new birthday Ficlet entitled &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/ficlets.com\/stories\/12387\">Ancient Children<\/a>&#8220;. The Ficlet itself doesn&#8217;t have anything to do with my birthday.<\/p>\n<p>And just so you know, the situation described in the Ficlet <em>did not actually occur<\/em>. In case you were wondering if I happened to witness two ancient wizards disguised as elementary school children engaged in mortal combat today. I didn&#8217;t. Unfortunately.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today, as part of my fairly excellent birthday vacation day, I got to go to Caleb&#8217;s school and eat lunch with him. It was a great experience, eating a meal with prekindergarteners that laugh and joke and make fun of their food. The experience actually inspired a brand new birthday Ficlet entitled &#8220;Ancient Children&#8220;. The [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[244],"tags":[65,425],"class_list":["post-370","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-writing","tag-family","tag-ficlets","last-post"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nathanielpayne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/370","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nathanielpayne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nathanielpayne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nathanielpayne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nathanielpayne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=370"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/nathanielpayne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/370\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nathanielpayne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=370"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nathanielpayne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=370"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nathanielpayne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=370"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}