{"id":42,"date":"2012-06-12T22:26:50","date_gmt":"2012-06-12T22:26:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nathanielpayne.com\/blog\/?p=42"},"modified":"2012-08-15T02:39:03","modified_gmt":"2012-08-15T02:39:03","slug":"a-quick-short-story-excerpt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nathanielpayne.com\/blog\/a-quick-short-story-excerpt\/","title":{"rendered":"A quick short story excerpt"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I haven&#8217;t worked on any fiction in a very long while, and it&#8217;s been eating away at me quite a bit. Tonight I cracked open a short story I had been cranking out last month. A small chunk of it delighted me greatly and I thought I&#8217;d share a short excerpt, just because:<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0&#8221;Can I have some milk?&#8221;<br \/> \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0&#8221;Oh,&#8221; he said. &#8220;Of course.&#8221;<br \/> \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0He pulled the fridge open to reveal nothing of substance. A bottle of ketchup next to a bottle of beer, both half consumed. He knew little of raising kids, but knew enough to recognize that neither were an appropriate replacement for milk.<br \/> \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0She appeared over his shoulder and sighed heavily.<br \/> \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0&#8221;I&#8217;ll just take water,&#8221; she said.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I haven&#8217;t worked on any fiction in a very long while, and it&#8217;s been eating away at me quite a bit. Tonight I cracked open a short story I had been cranking out last month. A small chunk of it delighted me greatly and I thought I&#8217;d share a short excerpt, just because: \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0&#8221;Can I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[244],"tags":[88,87,89],"class_list":["post-42","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-writing","tag-excerpt","tag-short-story","tag-work-in-progress","last-post"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nathanielpayne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nathanielpayne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nathanielpayne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nathanielpayne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nathanielpayne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=42"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/nathanielpayne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":205,"href":"https:\/\/nathanielpayne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42\/revisions\/205"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nathanielpayne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=42"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nathanielpayne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=42"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nathanielpayne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=42"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}