{"id":439,"date":"2008-02-08T12:59:22","date_gmt":"2008-02-08T18:59:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nerdflood.wordpress.com\/?p=439"},"modified":"2008-02-08T12:59:22","modified_gmt":"2008-02-08T18:59:22","slug":"a-photo-of-my-shame","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nathanielpayne.com\/blog\/a-photo-of-my-shame\/","title":{"rendered":"A photo of my shame"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Some may doubt my wife&#8217;s gaming prowess. May I submit to you proof that my wife is indeed, <i>&#8220;1337&#8221;<\/i>. In the photo below, my wife&#8217;s Mii is the one in the orange hat with shades.<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/nerdflood.files.wordpress.com\/2008\/02\/crossbow_scores.jpg\" alt=\"crossbow_scores.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>She has left me with, what, five top scores? Out of nearly <i>thirty<\/i>? A paltry sum, I declare, but I am up to the challenge. Since snapping this evidence of my wife&#8217;s awesomeness, I have reclaimed a handful of top scores <i>(like, <b>three<\/b>)<\/i>. However, take a gander at her score on level 3, stage 1. <b><i>82,000?!<\/i><\/b> I am concerned, my friends. I believe my beloved may be consorting with the devil. And <i>not in a good way.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>This isn&#8217;t over.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Some may doubt my wife&#8217;s gaming prowess. May I submit to you proof that my wife is indeed, &#8220;1337&#8221;. In the photo below, my wife&#8217;s Mii is the one in the orange hat with shades. She has left me with, what, five top scores? Out of nearly thirty? A paltry sum, I declare, but I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[245],"tags":[545,718,65,546,126],"class_list":["post-439","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-gaming","tag-competitiveness","tag-entertainment","tag-family","tag-links-crossbow-training","tag-wii","last-post"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nathanielpayne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/439","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nathanielpayne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nathanielpayne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nathanielpayne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nathanielpayne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=439"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/nathanielpayne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/439\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nathanielpayne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=439"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nathanielpayne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=439"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nathanielpayne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=439"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}